They just keep coming.
went out of her way to actually tag me sooo...


.:Khy's Offensive OC Meme:.

~Pick a character. One you feel like embarrassing to the fullest extent.

Tilak!
Because he's funny and can't be embarrassed no matter what you do. :D

1.) Your character is on a beach and a scantily clad mermaid/man is approaching, with obvious lustful intent. Reaction?

(How is this thing walking? Is it a reverse mermaid?)

Well uhh... I'd like to say rape, but it's not rape if they want it.
If it's male though he'll shoot it without a second thought, maybe crack open a couple of beers and invite Zarim over for a fish fry.

2.) You've walked into your character's room. B-line to the underwear drawer. What do you find?

Lots and lots of women's lingerie... all of it stolen from various hookers and rape victims.

...Creepy, I know.

3.) Your character has partied hard, probably on a mix of toxic alcoholic beverages that are ravaging their liver as we speak. On what part of the lawn does the car end up. More over, where does the character end up.

The car? Well judging by Tilak's driving it's crashed through the wall and halfway "parked" in the living room. Tilak's probably passed out somewhere nearby, maybe behind the wheel or he collapsed getting out of the vehicle.

4.) The night isn't over yet. Your OC still needs to get into the house without being noticed by a overprotective roommate or parental figure. Tell me how your character reacts when caught red handed and/or shitfaced.

Hah, too late. If he's even conscious upon being caught, he'll be laughing at or shrugging off the various rantings from other characters.

5.) With cheery disposition and a bounce in your step, you push your OC into an adult store. Upon being required to get something, what do they purchase?

Push him in? He'll be bounding ahead.

He'll probably just buy porn and giggle at the various ahem... products with me. Tilak doesn't have any problems getting sex so he doesn't really need anything, unless Zarim calls and asks him to pick up something for him.

6.) Earlier last night, before you ended up god knows where, toasted, you met a good looking girl/boy at the bar. What did your OC say, (mind you, they were already experiencing the effects of alcohol) to get that persons number?

"Nice rack."

...And he probably said it to an effeminate guy without knowing it.

7.) Some way, some how, your character became utterly famous, and is now being cosplayed by weeaboos all over the world, in the cheapest fashion, with running make up and usually morbidly obese. What does your character say/do upon seeing one of these people?

Tilak hates anime and the greasy squealing fanbase for unknown reasons. He'd most likely ramble off a string of obscenities and verbal assaults, throw the poor victim to the ground, kick them in the teeth and shoot up the entire anime convention before leaving.

Needless to say, he doesn't find mimicking a form of flattery.

8.) Your OC accidentally walks into a room in a hospital, where a woman is in labor. Pain and sweat blocking her judgement, regardless of gender, she points at your OC, accusing him/her of impregnating her. What does your OC say/do? (To make this better, she's a minor.)


Being complete idiot, Tilak would blurt out something along the lines of:

"'Ey, woah wait! I usually shoots bitches like yous when I's done wit' 'em!"

9.) Your character is a rockstar. Half way through their career, their sales start to plummet, for no explainable reason, but they're still well known. AHA! Sure, your character is loved. Loved just enough to pirate their albums, as your character listens in on a conversation among two people on the street. IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME. (To make THIS one better, it's two little old ladies with arthritis and bad hips.)

No matter what it is, Tilak doesn't enjoy being stolen from. Time to bust some heads!

He probably would have killed the unfortunate elders anyway.

10.) Your OC has had enough. It's time to end it's pitiful life. How does your character commit suicide? BE CREATIVE PEOPLE.

Funny, I've planned for Tilak's in-canon death to be suicide... of course he just shoots himself in the head.

If he had the time to carry it out, he'd grab as many guns as he could, enter a heavily populated area and take as many people as he could with him. Tilak's the kind of person who would want his life and death to be memorable.





NOW TAG SOMEBODY, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S RIGHT, TAG SOMEBODY.


DO IT BITCH.

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