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Time for some character bashing! [blank tag]

Sun Nov 16, 2008, 4:01 AM
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  • Drinking: and chew another piece already*
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Hello lovelies, I bring you a tag to destroy your characters physically, emotionally, and mentally while completely stripping them of their dignity!

Why? BECAUSE IT'S FUN OF COURSE.

LET'S BASH SOME OCS.

I am not responsible for any feelings of violence, rage or hatred directed towards you by your characters... mainly because I already have quite a handful hating my guts.

So anyway, let's get this thing started!

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Let's humiliate/maim your precious creations/tools/worthless pawns... yes, that was plural. Pick ten victims if you will. If you don't have ten fill in the empty spaces with characters you've already picked... they might wind up paired with/killed by themselves later, which would be funny (Heck, if you have ten characters but you don't want to use them all then you can use some characters twice for laughs too).

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So you've got your poor characters tagged and numbered... who to pick on first? How about 3 (character name goes here) and 4 (character name goes here too)?
No? Too bad, you're using them anyway.

1. Now, what would 3 () do if forced into a horrible sadomasochistic pairing with 4 ()? Who would be on top? >8]
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2. 6 () has just gotten his/her arm eaten off by a giant crocodile, now what?
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3. 10 () secretly has a crossdressing fetish and 2 () finds out one day while 10 () is modeling a new frilly maid dress (really unflattering construction worker outfit if 10 is a she) in his/her room in front of the mirror. Reactions if you will?
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4. 5 () has appeared in the real world and now has to get a job. No I won't let you be merciful and pick something pleasant like a cashier at a boutique or a toy designer, no your character has to work for minimum wage in a factory disposing defectively manufactured bottles of Windex. So... how's the job going for them?
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5. 7 () has gotten a job IRL as well. He/she is now a rodeo clown.
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6. 8 () and 1 () are forced to live in a small run-down old shack/hovel/general abode together. How will they cope with this? Lucky for them if they already live like this...
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7. An underwear model agent has snatched up 9 () claiming they've got the perfect body to model the newest designs from Edible Intimates Inc. 9 has been drafted into being the model for this... appetizing yet extremely distasteful garment, yes drafted. In this tag underwear model agents have authority over all but us writers/artists of course.
How will your poor character cope with this?
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8. 2 (), 3 () and 6 ()have switched genders and now 6 and 2 are feeling very much attracted to 3. How does 3 feel about this?
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9. 5 () and 10 () have been locked in a restaurant freezer together, what will they do?
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10. 4 () just absent-mindedly (or perhaps not so absent-mindedly depending on the character) stole a starving and stark-raving drunk hobo's graciously donated sandwich. This angry homeless man wants his sandwich back and is willing to kill for it... what is 4's plan?
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11. 8 () has joined a dating game where hitching up with your chosen contestant is mandatory, running away during or avoiding the date is punished with a slow and painful death by several trips down a gravel-covered Slip-and-Slide. 8 winds up with bachelor #3, a snotty-nosed obviously underage little boy about six or seven years old. Will 8 swallow his/her pride and date a small child or chose the Slip-and-Slide of Suffering.
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12. 1 () has just been locked in a closet with a rabid, sexually-depraved fangirl/boy of theirs. What now?
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13. 5 () and 6 () are doing a harmless search on the internet and suddenly hardcore smut fanart of the two pops up all over the screen... must be some kind of weird virus another character placed on the computer. What do the two think of this?
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14. 7 (), 4 (), 8 (), and 10 () are stuck in the worlds most intense indoor corn-maze (bceause a deserted island is waaaay too overused for these kinds of situations). Who gets eaten first?
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15. 3 () shows up on Original Characters Gone Wild, a hit TV show and doesn't remember ever doing those horrible undesirable things to that poor dog... perhaps too much to drink that night? Oh yeah, and they happen to have seen it playing on a TV in a very crowded club/bar place, everyone is now staring in 3's direction. Reaction?
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16. 4 () shows up naked on 1 ()'s doorstep. What does 1 think of this and just why is 4 here naked in the first place?
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17. 2 () is finally given the chance to achieve/obtain his/her life goal/dream/ambition/desire... then suddenly a sign pops up before them of a clown holding a yardstick marked just inches above your character's height. The sign mockingly reads, "You must be this tall to achieve/obtain your life goal/dream/ambition/desire, sorry. (:"
Guess 2 won't be getting what they wanted... too bad. Now what?
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18. 1 () 3 () and 6 () are sold to slave traders, just what will they do to get out of this before they're sold off to a underwear model agent looking for new cover girls/boys?
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19. 9 ()is captured by Amazons. What to do...? These crazy women are a violent bunch, especially since 9 seems to be responsible for angering a goddess of theirs somehow.
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20. 7 () has just lost his/her most precious part of him/herself. What is it?
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21. 10 () gets to deal with 7 () while he/she suffers with the loss of said part.
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22. 8 () just obtained a million dollars. Just moments after being handed the money an underwear model agent riding an angry drunken hobo steals it. 8 has no chance of getting that money back... it was stolen by an underwear model agent after all. Now what?
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23. 2 (), 1 () have just woken up wrapped in each other's arms in bed. How did this happen and how do the two react to this?
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24. 5 () just groped 3 (). What is the outcome of this situation?
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25. 9 (), 10 () and 6 () have become eunuchs or sterile (depending on sex). What will they ever do?
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Now this tag is over. Hope your characters aren't too upset with you for choosing to do this and post it on the internet for all to see.
One final question for you though. At least one of your characters has to want to kill you for this. If so, which one? If they are all to scared to try and rise up against you then which one is most likely to never to inspire you to draw or write again out of spite for you doing this?

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ok...i am doing this one....for no good reson

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quote from orac, blakes 7: a statement of fact cannot be insolence
Oh . . . oh my. OwO I will most certainly be stealing this. >:3

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JOIN. >:C ~35-prompts-challenge

He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths. 2 Kings 2:24 :)
Definitely taking this... It's madness, but in the good way.

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Don't worry! Things will soon be much, much worse!

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Like I said, if your characters start trying to kill you in the middle of the night it's not my fault. -w-

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NOT CRAZY.
I'm suing anyway. xD

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JOIN. >:C ~35-prompts-challenge

He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths. 2 Kings 2:24 :)
...Doh. D:

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NOT CRAZY.
Don't worry! It's just for a cookie and some good whole milk.

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JOIN. >:C ~35-prompts-challenge

He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths. 2 Kings 2:24 :)
Oh god I remember the Amazon thing. XD gonna have to do this. it may kill all motivation and drawing I have right now but it's too funny of an opertunity to pass up.

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hey...do you mind if I borrowed your character bashing questions? I will give you all of the credit!

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